:51:01
Take some chances once in a while,
Edward. That's what life's all about.
:51:04
- Find anything?
- No, I'll have to make somethin' up.
:51:09
Hey, we're back. That last two seconds
of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest
hit single, "Walkin' In The Wind."
:51:13
And now here are the headlines.
:51:17
Ah! Here they come at you right now.
Pope actually found to be Jewish,
Liberace is Anastasia...
:51:21
and Ethel Merman
jams Russian radar.
:51:23
The East Germans today claimed that
the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank.
:51:26
Also, the Pope decided today to release
Vatican-related bath products,
an incredible thing.
:51:30
Yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope.
That's right. Pope-on-a-Rope.
:51:33
Wash with it, go straight
to heaven. Thank you!
:51:36
Ethel Merman today uses
a test to jam Russian radar.
Here's a brief test of that jamming.
:51:39
Oh, I've got a feeling
:51:43
That love is here to stay
:51:46
When asked for a reply, the Russians
went, "What the hell was that?"
:51:51
Here's a news flash.
Today President Lyndon Johnson
passed a highway beautification bill.
:51:55
The bill basically said
that his daughters could not drive
in a convertible on public highways.
:51:59
Hey, we got a great show
comin' your way today.
:52:01
Former Vice President Richard Nixon's
in town. That's right,
the big Dick is here. Get ready.
:52:05
I think there's
an incredible coincidence here.
I think he sounds exactly like Mr Ed.
:52:09
You be the judge.
"I tell you this."
:52:11
Now listen: "Wilbur, come in the room."
An incredible coincidence.
:52:15
Some more songs.
Movin' on, movin' on into the dawn
with the Dawnbusters. Yeah!
:52:20
- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
:52:23
- It's all right
- It's all right
:52:25
- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
:52:29
- It's all right
- It's all right
:52:31
The requests will be taken
pretty soon. Requests...
Where am I gonna take requests?
:52:34
Where do you call from? "Yeah, I'm in
a phone booth out in the DMZ.
:52:37
- I'm trying to call you right now."
- And I think you're too fine
:52:43
- You know, now, how I love ya
- Lock and loll, baby. Lock and loll.
:52:45
Believe me
How I love ya, believe me
:52:49
If you want me, it's all right
:52:53
- If you want me, it's all right,
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
:52:55
- It's all right
- It's all right
:52:58
- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
- Believe!