1:18:04
- What the hell's the hold-up?
- Check it out.
1:18:12
Garlick, will you cut it out?
You're beginning to sound like
a priest in a '40s movie.
1:18:16
We are not firing you
when the boys are dependin' on you.
1:18:27
- Gentlemen?
- What are you doing, Ed?
1:18:30
Hey, guys. Guess who the hell
I got in here.
1:18:33
- Uh-oh. Don't do this shit.
- Groucho Marx!
1:18:35
- Senator Dirksen.
- Hey, Curly!
1:18:37
- Moe.
- Come on, come on, come on. Guess again.
- Oh, bag it. Bag it, Garlick.
1:18:40
The fellow I got in here is
the gentleman, the one and the only...
1:18:46
- You're a dead man.
- King of the airwaves, Adrian Cronauer.
1:18:50
Hey, Peterson, get up here, man.
I think we got Cronauer here.
1:18:53
Hey, Cronauer, say
"Good morning, Vietnam."
1:18:57
Oh, give me a break, man.
It's too hot for radio shit, okay?
1:19:00
- Come on.
- Come on!
1:19:02
- How do we know it's Adrian Cronauer?
- Okay.
1:19:05
I'll give her the best shot.
1:19:07
Good morning, Vietnam!
1:19:14
All right! All right!
1:19:18
We love you, Cron!
1:19:22
All right, this is Adrian Cronauer.
I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00.
1:19:25
Hey, we'd like to welcome you
to Vietnam, the country
that is more stimulating...
1:19:27
than a strong cup of cappuccino
or an espresso enema.
1:19:30
That one's comin' right at you
right now, but first,
our fashion report from Special Forces
Sergeant Ernest Lee Sincere.
1:19:34
"Thank you. I think this fall,
the discerning GI is gonna
be wearing green in the jungle.
1:19:39
Why? Because it matches
with the green. I don't know.
1:19:41
The leaves, they fall upon the helmets,
says yes to me." Thank you.
1:19:44
Here's a little news flash
comin' your way right now.
1:19:47
We can't afford the teletype.
Here it is, comin' for you
right now. Quick news flash.
1:19:52
Former President Eisenhower,
actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd.
1:19:54
He was quoted as saying:
"Thank you, America.
1:19:56
It was fun being Pwesident."
1:19:59
Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been
declared the Italian National
Mountain Range.