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- Come on.
- Come on!
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- How do we know it's Adrian Cronauer?
- Okay.
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I'll give her the best shot.
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Good morning, Vietnam!
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All right! All right!
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We love you, Cron!
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All right, this is Adrian Cronauer.
I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00.
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Hey, we'd like to welcome you
to Vietnam, the country
that is more stimulating...
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than a strong cup of cappuccino
or an espresso enema.
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That one's comin' right at you
right now, but first,
our fashion report from Special Forces
Sergeant Ernest Lee Sincere.
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"Thank you. I think this fall,
the discerning GI is gonna
be wearing green in the jungle.
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Why? Because it matches
with the green. I don't know.
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The leaves, they fall upon the helmets,
says yes to me." Thank you.
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Here's a little news flash
comin' your way right now.
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We can't afford the teletype.
Here it is, comin' for you
right now. Quick news flash.
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Former President Eisenhower,
actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd.
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He was quoted as saying:
"Thank you, America.
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It was fun being Pwesident."
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Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been
declared the Italian National
Mountain Range.
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Thank you, Gina. "Look out.
Look, I don't see the sun any more."
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Let's play a little game show while
we're waiting. And who can tell me
who sang the song "My Guy"?
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- Hi. Where you from?
- Uh, Boston.
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- Boston, you know who
sang the song "My Guy"?
- Yeah, shit, I can't think of it.
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Thank you for playing! "Yeah, shit,
I can't think of it." That's right.
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You don't win the case of
fish balls and lizard testicles.
Thank you for playing anyway.
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- Here it is right now.
Hey, what's your name?
- Patrick O'Ma... O'Malley.
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Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley. I don't know.
I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley.
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Oh, he's good.
I don't know. It's the Irish boy.
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I'm just so full of semen.
I haven't gotten laid yet.
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I'm sittin' out there,
and I'm the Catholic boy and I don't
know when I'll be gettin' laid.
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- I'm just goin' off to Vietnam.
Where you from?
- From the Village. New York.
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From the Village? Well, nice to have you
here. Nice to have you here in Vietnam.
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Obviously, you just said,
"Well, fuck it. I'll join the army
and be with people in green."
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- It's a special thing to do.
Hey, what's your name?
- Jimmy Wilkes.
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- Jimmy Wilkes. Where you from, Jimmy?
- I'm also New York.
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Ohh! Two boys
joined together.
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Hey, said, "Well, I got drunk, man.
All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.
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Next thing you know, I'm on
a fuckin' truck. What happened?"