:38:01
It's a crazy world.
:38:03
Someone ought to sell tickets.
:38:04
Sure, I'd buy one.
:38:08
That Buford's a sly one.
:38:10
He already knows his ABCs.
:38:12
Watch this.
:38:13
Hit the deck, boy!
:38:18
But like I'm sayin',
how'd you get the kid?
:38:21
This whole thing
is just who knows who.
:38:26
Then over here
you have favoritism.
:38:28
Ed has a friend
at one of the agencies.
:38:30
Maybe she can do something
for me and Dot.
:38:32
There's something wrong
with my semen.
:38:34
That reminds me,
what you gonna name it?
:38:37
Ed. Ed Junior.
:38:39
But I thought you said
it was a boy.
:38:41
As in "Edward."
We just like that name.
:38:44
Yeah, that's a good one.
:38:45
I don't need another kid...
:38:47
but Dot says these are
getting too big to cuddle.
:38:49
Say, that reminds me--
:38:51
[ Glass shatters ]
:38:53
Mind you don't cut yourself,
Mordecai.
:38:57
DOT: Then there's
the diphtheria-tetanus.
:39:00
Get them dip-tet boosters
yearly...
:39:02
or else they'll develop
lockjaw and night vision.
:39:04
Then there's
the smallpox vaccine...
:39:06
chicken pox, and measles.
:39:08
If your kid's
anything like ours...
:39:09
you'll have to get
those shots yourself first...
:39:11
before he'll ever take them.
:39:12
Who's your pediatrician,
anyway?
:39:14
We ain't exactly fixed on one
yet, have we, Hi?
:39:20
ED: No,
I guess we don't have one yet.
:39:22
DOT: Jesus! You got
to have one this instant!
:39:25
ED: What if the baby
gets sick, honey?
:39:27
DOT: Even if he don't get sick,
he's got to have his dip-tet.
:39:29
ED: He's got to have
his dip-tet, honey.
:39:32
DOT: Have you started
his bank accounts yet?
:39:34
ED: Have we done that?
We got to do that, honey.
:39:36
What's that for?
:39:37
DOT: His orthodontia
and his university.
:39:40
Soak his thumb in iodine...
:39:41
you might get by
without orthodontia.
:39:43
Won't knock a thing
off the university.
:39:45
Ray, take that diaper
off your head!
:39:47
Put it back onto your sister!
:39:50
You probably got
the life insurance...
:39:52
all squared away.
:39:54
ED:
Have we done that yet, honey?
:39:57
DOT: Got to do that, Hi.
:39:59
Ed's got her hands full
with this little angel.