:39:00
Get them dip-tet boosters
yearly...
:39:02
or else they'll develop
lockjaw and night vision.
:39:04
Then there's
the smallpox vaccine...
:39:06
chicken pox, and measles.
:39:08
If your kid's
anything like ours...
:39:09
you'll have to get
those shots yourself first...
:39:11
before he'll ever take them.
:39:12
Who's your pediatrician,
anyway?
:39:14
We ain't exactly fixed on one
yet, have we, Hi?
:39:20
ED: No,
I guess we don't have one yet.
:39:22
DOT: Jesus! You got
to have one this instant!
:39:25
ED: What if the baby
gets sick, honey?
:39:27
DOT: Even if he don't get sick,
he's got to have his dip-tet.
:39:29
ED: He's got to have
his dip-tet, honey.
:39:32
DOT: Have you started
his bank accounts yet?
:39:34
ED: Have we done that?
We got to do that, honey.
:39:36
What's that for?
:39:37
DOT: His orthodontia
and his university.
:39:40
Soak his thumb in iodine...
:39:41
you might get by
without orthodontia.
:39:43
Won't knock a thing
off the university.
:39:45
Ray, take that diaper
off your head!
:39:47
Put it back onto your sister!
:39:50
You probably got
the life insurance...
:39:52
all squared away.
:39:54
ED:
Have we done that yet, honey?
:39:57
DOT: Got to do that, Hi.
:39:59
Ed's got her hands full
with this little angel.
:40:01
Yes, ma'am.
:40:02
DOT: What would Ed and
little angel do if a truck...
:40:04
splattered your brains
all over the interstate?
:40:06
ED: Yeah, honey.
What if you get run over?
:40:09
DOT: Or you got
carried off by a twister?
:40:12
Say, you hear about the person
of Polish persuasion...
:40:17
he walks into a bar with a big
pile of shit in his hands...
:40:20
and he says, "Look what
I almost stepped in."
:40:23
Yeah, that's funny.
:40:24
You're damn right it's funny.
:40:26
Shit, what's the matter?
:40:29
I don't know.
:40:31
Maybe it's a wife,
kids, family life.
:40:35
I mean...
:40:39
Are you...
are you satisfied, Glen?
:40:43
Don't you ever feel suffocated?
:40:47
Like there's something big
pressing down?
:40:52
Yeah, I do know that feeling.
:40:55
HI: I don't know.
:40:56
GLEN: And I told Dot
to lose some weight...
:40:58
but she don't want to listen.