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:05:00
I'll always call you first.
It'll never happen again. Never, ever!

:05:05
Oh, shit!
:05:07
No, no, no, no! No, no!
:05:09
Please, please, please! No, no, not that!
:05:14
Yes, that.
:05:33
- Sandurz!
- Sir?

:05:35
I don't see Planet Druidia. Where is it?
:05:38
We have it on the radar screen.
Shall I punch it up for you?

:05:42
- Nah, I'll do it myself.
- Very good, sir.

:05:48
What's the matter with this thing?
You call that a radar screen?

:05:52
No, sir. We call it... Mr Coffee.
:05:55
Care for some?
:05:57
Yes!
:05:58
- I always have coffee when I watch radar.
- Of course.

:06:01
- Everybody knows that.
- Of course we do, sir.

:06:06
Now that I have my coffee,
I'm ready to watch radar.

:06:09
Where is it?
:06:11
- Right here, sir.
- Switch to teleview.

:06:15
There it is. Planet Druidia.
:06:17
And under the air shield
10,000 years of fresh air.

:06:21
- We must get through the shield.
- We will, sir.

:06:23
Once we kidnap the princess, her father'll
give us the combination to the air shield,

:06:29
thereby destroying Planet Druidia
and saving Planet Spaceball.

:06:33
Everybody got that?
:06:35
- Good. When will the princess marry?
- Within the hour, sir.

:06:39
Well, I hope it's a long ceremony,
cos it's gonna be a short honeymoon.

:06:51
Hot! Too hot!

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