:16:00
Chew your gum.
:16:02
- Where's the princess?
- Right there, sir.
:16:05
To the left, approaching Spaceball One
at 1500 light leagues per minute.
:16:10
Good, good! She's almost in our grasp.
:16:12
Tell Dark Helmet
he must take the princess alive.
:16:22
Princess Vespa's spaceship within range.
:16:25
Good.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
:16:32
What's going on?
:16:33
It's either the Fourth of July,
or someone's trying to kill us!
:16:40
Hey, I don't have to put up with this.
:16:43
I'm rich.
:16:45
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling my father.
:16:48
1- 800- DRUIDIA.
:16:54
Careful, you idiot!
I said across her nose, not up it!
:16:58
Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
:17:01
- Who made that man a gunner?
- I did, sir.
:17:04
He's my cousin.
:17:05
- Who is he?
- He's an Asshole, sir.
:17:08
- I know that! What's his name?
- That is his name, sir. Major Asshole.
:17:13
- And his cousin?
- An Asshole, too. Gunner Phillip Asshole.
:17:16
How many Assholes
we got on this ship anyhow?
:17:19
Yo!
:17:23
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.
:17:27
Keep firing, Assholes!
:17:31
Hurry, Daddy! Hurry!
:17:33
There are laser blasts all around us!
:17:36
I'm scared.
:17:39
King Roland to Lone Starr!
King Roland to Lone Starr! Are you there?
:17:43
Lone Starr, you've got to help me. My
daughter's being attacked by Spaceballs.
:17:48
Spaceballs? Forget it. Too dangerous.
:17:51
Besides, I'm already numero uno
on Dark Helmet's hit list.
:17:54
Look, Your Highness,
it's not that we're afraid.
:17:58
It's just that we've got this thing
about death. It's not us.