:24:04
Oh shit!
:24:05
Oh you have no idea.
:24:07
Wait, let's not do this here.
:24:10
No?
:24:11
Where should we go?
:24:12
A motel?
:24:13
My poolhouse maybe?
:24:15
How about up my husband's ass?
:24:19
We need to go somewhere where
we can get very, very drunk.
:24:23
I'm a mean drunk.
:24:25
Let's go.
:24:30
He was cute, funny, clean,...
:24:33
Married!
:24:34
To me.
:24:35
It's not like we're running
off together. It was sex.
:24:39
Very hot sex.
:24:42
He went down on me for days!
:24:44
Always did excellent work down there.
:24:49
Piece of shit!
:24:50
Is that what you think?
:24:52
He's shit?
:24:53
When you stop being cute
and clean and funny at home,
:24:58
and start spending afternoons
:25:00
with your head buried in
the snatch of a tennis pro,
:25:04
yeah, you're a piece of shit.
:25:07
Are you going to divorce him?
:25:08
Divorce...
:25:10
He can't support two households.
:25:12
And I am not living in a townhouse again.
:25:17
So what did you do that was so special?
:25:20
I did everything he ever wanted.
:25:23
Costumes, roleplaying...
:25:26
I bought a fucking swing.
:25:28
Listen, most guys cheat.
:25:30
And it's not because the wife
is some horrible, frigid bitch.
:25:34
But it's because they all have
this primal urge to seek variety.
:25:39
Pieces of shit!
:25:40
Dean is a good guy!
:25:42
You know, shut up!
:25:43
I'm very mad at him.
:25:46
He's just not what I thought he'd be, you know?
:25:49
Which was?
:25:50
Rich,
:25:52
powerful,
:25:53
faithful.
:25:55
He just turned out to be
another mid-level asshole.
:25:59
That makes me Mrs. Mid-level Asshole!