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with your head buried in
the snatch of a tennis pro,

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yeah, you're a piece of shit.
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Are you going to divorce him?
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Divorce...
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He can't support two households.
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And I am not living in a townhouse again.
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So what did you do that was so special?
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I did everything he ever wanted.
:25:23
Costumes, roleplaying...
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I bought a fucking swing.
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Listen, most guys cheat.
:25:30
And it's not because the wife
is some horrible, frigid bitch.

:25:34
But it's because they all have
this primal urge to seek variety.

:25:39
Pieces of shit!
:25:40
Dean is a good guy!
:25:42
You know, shut up!
:25:43
I'm very mad at him.
:25:46
He's just not what I thought he'd be, you know?
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Which was?
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Rich,
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powerful,
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faithful.
:25:55
He just turned out to be
another mid-level asshole.

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That makes me Mrs. Mid-level Asshole!
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That's why I'll never marry!
:26:04
No, you just fucked the married and
then I have to watch it on video.

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and now I have to fucking deal with it
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and I don't like dealing with things.
:26:12
I much prefer to pretend they don't exist.
:26:17
I'm sorry.
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You're a big whore.
:26:23
I think I should go now.
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Oh sit your flat ass back down.
:26:29
You're a good listener.
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Thanks!
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Fuck you!
:26:34
Let's get another round.
:26:54
Hey, Nancy!

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