:51:02
l was lousy.
l was worse than lousy.
:51:05
But every time l pitched, it was
like throwing gasoline on a fire.
:51:14
l mean--
:51:15
What is all this l, l, l?
What about me?
:51:18
Aren't you glad to see me?
:51:20
Don't l look nice?
:51:23
You look great.
l'm sorry.
:51:25
l'm just totally exhausted.
:51:28
Good. Physical exhaustion
can be spiritually fabulous.
:51:31
What you need
is a good game of catch.
:51:34
Catch?
:51:37
Baby, come on.
Fire one in here.
:51:39
This is ridiculous.
l'm a professional.
:51:42
Will you just give it a try
and lean in?
:51:47
Thank you.
:51:50
l want you to breathe
through your eyelids.
:51:52
My eyelids?
:51:53
Like the lava lizards
of the Galapagos lslands.
:51:55
Some have a parietal eye behind their
heads so they can see backwards.
:51:58
Haven't you ever noticed
how Fernando Valenzuela...
:52:00
he just doesn't even look
when he pitches?
:52:04
He's a Mayan lndian.
:52:06
Or an Aztec. l forget which one.
l get 'em confused.
:52:08
- So do l.
- Stand up for a second.
:52:10
l want you to be aware
of the chakra connection...
:52:12
between your feet
and your testicles.
:52:14
- Chakra.
- Your right leg and left testicle...
:52:17
and your left leg
and your right testicle.
:52:18
l like that.
:52:20
l bet you do.
:52:21
Give me the ball.
l'm tired of hearing this.
:52:23
Fire one in there.
Come on.
:52:26
Okay.
:52:30
You're patronizing me,
and l will not be patronized.
:52:32
lf l throw too hard,
l'm gonna hurt the girl.
:52:35
This girl has handled
a lot of pitchers...
:52:37
whose records
are a lot better than 1-7.
:52:40
1-6. Give me
the goddamn ball.
:52:51
- How do you like that?
- That was much better.
:52:53
You see that? Because your delivery
was fully integrated...
:52:55
'cause you weren't thinking about it
'cause you were pissed off at me.
:52:58
That's progress.
Get your butt up here.