:52:00
he just doesn't even look
when he pitches?
:52:04
He's a Mayan lndian.
:52:06
Or an Aztec. l forget which one.
l get 'em confused.
:52:08
- So do l.
- Stand up for a second.
:52:10
l want you to be aware
of the chakra connection...
:52:12
between your feet
and your testicles.
:52:14
- Chakra.
- Your right leg and left testicle...
:52:17
and your left leg
and your right testicle.
:52:18
l like that.
:52:20
l bet you do.
:52:21
Give me the ball.
l'm tired of hearing this.
:52:23
Fire one in there.
Come on.
:52:26
Okay.
:52:30
You're patronizing me,
and l will not be patronized.
:52:32
lf l throw too hard,
l'm gonna hurt the girl.
:52:35
This girl has handled
a lot of pitchers...
:52:37
whose records
are a lot better than 1-7.
:52:40
1-6. Give me
the goddamn ball.
:52:51
- How do you like that?
- That was much better.
:52:53
You see that? Because your delivery
was fully integrated...
:52:55
'cause you weren't thinking about it
'cause you were pissed off at me.
:52:58
That's progress.
Get your butt up here.
:53:01
Let's bend over,
and l'm gonna show you--
:53:03
l give up. Let's go inside
and make love and fall asleep...
:53:07
until it's time
to go to the ballpark.
:53:10
Or we could just take
all that sexual energy...
:53:14
and kind of hold
onto it for a few hours...
:53:18
and then rechannel it
into your pitching tonight.
:53:23
You're a powerful young thing,
Ebby Calvin.
:53:29
You want something
for that sore shoulder?
:53:30
l want that shit
that don't smell bad.
:53:33
- lt's on back order.
- Give him some of that shit.
:53:49
That's hot.
:53:51
l mean it,
that's very hot.
:53:55
Annie says it'll keep
one side of my brain...
:53:57
occupied while l'm on the mound,
keeping my brain slightly off center...