:13:02
There are many ways
to fool a customer.
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The short pour.
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The long pour.
:13:09
The ice mountain,
the spring thaw.
:13:11
The speed-rack shuffle,
the hot shot.
:13:14
You will learn them all.
:13:16
Yes, Obi-Wan.
:13:18
Both hands. Ladies, ladies,
come on, come on.
:13:20
Okay, ready?
One, two, three, let go!
:13:27
Yeah, what does it mean?
:13:29
What does it mean? Nothing!
:13:31
- Nothing?
- Nothing? All right!
:13:33
Nothing?
:13:36
Whoa!
:13:40
- Very sophisticated, man!
- What a good jolt!
:13:49
You got it going!
:13:55
Come on, let's go with the drinks.
I'm making money tonight.
:13:58
Let's make some money
for a change!
:14:01
Ice!
:14:03
- Catch!
- Thank you!
:14:05
I guess that's what
you learn in college, right?
:14:21
What buns! See?
:14:23
Don't forget my beers, Bri!
:14:29
- Missed me.
- Ha!
:14:32
See, the name of the game
is woman. "
:14:34
The little darlings
come in a-panting.
:14:36
Their little hearts are pitter-patting
for the handsome, all-knowing bartender.
:14:41
And in their wake,
a parade of slobbering geeks...
:14:43
with one hand on their crotches
and the other hand on their wallets.
:14:47
You get the women, you get the bucks.
And boy, oh, boy, you've got them.
:14:51
Buttons were popping,
skirts were rising.
:14:53
When you can see
the color of their panties...
:14:55
then you know
you've got talent.
:14:58
Stick with me, son.
I'll make you a star.