:40:01
Beer.
:40:03
My kind of woman.
:40:08
- Hey, guys, how're you doing?
- I'll have the same, Brian.
:40:13
So it seems like happy hour
all day around here.
:40:15
Yes, happy hour.
:40:17
That great American invention for
spending quality time with spouse soused.
:40:22
- A bartender with a line for everything.
- Yeah, the bartender.
:40:26
The highest evolution
of the species:
:40:29
Boozus New Yorkus. "
:40:33
Whoa!
:40:35
I used to work at a circus
before I got this job.
:40:39
Excuse me.
:40:48
Don't worry
:40:51
Be happy
:40:57
Ain't got no cash
Ain't got no style
:41:00
Ain't got no gal
to make you smile
:41:03
But don't worry
:41:06
Be happy
:41:08
Want to see a grown man
cry like a baby?
:41:11
Hey, Bartender.
:41:12
You know how to make
a Red Eye?
:41:16
Don't worry
:41:20
Be happy
:41:23
What, no tearful greeting?
:41:26
Coughlin's Law:
:41:27
Never show surprise.
Never lose your cool.
:41:31
Oh, my son,
my rebellious son.
:41:34
Tell your old buddy
how great he looks.
:41:38
You look like a guy who dyes his hair
and shaves with a Brillo pad.
:41:43
A guy who gets an erection
on his birthday, if the wind is right.
:41:46
Isn't this great? Two years we haven't seen
each other, and we just flow into the old act.
:41:50
Please, stop molesting
the customers.
:41:53
A daiquiri, if you will,
Bartender.
:41:58
- I taught this young man everything he knows.
- I doubt that.