:41:00
Ain't got no gal
to make you smile
:41:03
But don't worry
:41:06
Be happy
:41:08
Want to see a grown man
cry like a baby?
:41:11
Hey, Bartender.
:41:12
You know how to make
a Red Eye?
:41:16
Don't worry
:41:20
Be happy
:41:23
What, no tearful greeting?
:41:26
Coughlin's Law:
:41:27
Never show surprise.
Never lose your cool.
:41:31
Oh, my son,
my rebellious son.
:41:34
Tell your old buddy
how great he looks.
:41:38
You look like a guy who dyes his hair
and shaves with a Brillo pad.
:41:43
A guy who gets an erection
on his birthday, if the wind is right.
:41:46
Isn't this great? Two years we haven't seen
each other, and we just flow into the old act.
:41:50
Please, stop molesting
the customers.
:41:53
A daiquiri, if you will,
Bartender.
:41:58
- I taught this young man everything he knows.
- I doubt that.
:42:05
Don't you waste your loyalty on him.
He'll dump you after Valentine's Day.
:42:12
Isn't that clever?
:42:15
What the hell are you
doing down here?
:42:18
This lad is the best bartender south
of 14th Street. It's his downfall.
:42:23
- I don't see how being good at something can be your downfall.
- Thank you.
:42:26
I grant you, it's not an easy
concept to grasp.
:42:29
Now, you take our hero here.
:42:31
I haven't seen him for a while, and
I've never been in this joint before...
:42:33
but I will bet my bile duct he's got some
kind of success manual behind the bar.
:42:39
Come on, Flanagan,
I know it's here.
:42:48
- Touché.
- Voila.
:42:50
You see, Flanagan's a believer.
Always will be.
:42:53
- He doesn't realize that the doors are shut to people like us.
- Well, maybe he wants to open them.
:42:57
Then he has to steal the key,
sweetheart.
:42:59
Something Coughlin here
has been unable to do.