:22:02
Excuse me, pop.
This is it, Joey.
:22:03
The hand of fate
is reaching out to you.
:22:07
I know how broken up you are
about your show being bounced,
:22:10
but you've got a shot
for the lead in a movie.
:22:13
What's the movie about?
:22:16
A holiday flick
called "Christmas Sleigh. "
:22:19
Blake Farrell had the lead.
:22:21
At the last minute,
he goes skiing, falls on his puss,
:22:24
and wrecks up a $5,000 nose job.
:22:27
Do you love it?
I love it, yes.
:22:29
Talk about luck, right?
:22:31
The interview
is in a couple of hours.
:22:33
I want you to tint your hair
and lose the beard.
:22:37
No, Joe, no!
:22:39
Don't go looking like him.
You're set with my hairstylist.
:22:42
Derek can make a hair blower
do everything except sit up and bark.
:22:45
But your beard is wonderful!
:22:47
Thanks.
I think so too, Marty.
:22:50
Who is this guy?
Already, I don't like him.
:22:53
- My name is Sant...
- Excuse me, Mr. Santos.
:22:55
We're having a conversation.
May we continue, please?
:22:58
S'il vous plait.
Thank you so much.
:23:00
My goodness, my sack!
:23:09
I can't believe I left it.
:23:14
I must really be slipping.
:23:19
You're always pulling this stuff,
Ernest,;
:23:21
knocking down the meters,
:23:23
giving free rides to every hobo
you come across.
:23:26
But Mr. Dillis, this wasnt just a hobo.
:23:29
This guy was different.
:23:31
Call it clairvoyance,
:23:33
call it "extra-sensitory perspiration. "
:23:36
I just had this hunch.
:23:37
I am not running
a charity operation here.
:23:40
This is a business,
and we're supposed to make money,
:23:43
and good Samaritans like you
don't make money!
:23:47
I've had it with you, Ernest.
:23:49
You're fired!
:23:57
Ernest, it was a dead-end job, anyway.