My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:33:02
What is this?
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Hats.
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This one is a collector's item.
Actually belonged to Jimmy Durante.

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Who?
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"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash,
wherever you are."

:33:17
He was a song and dance man
in the movies.

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Come on in, this is the palace.
Help yourself. Sit down. Steal an ashtray.

:33:23
I have to go check on Jessie.
Please don't leave...

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...or otherwise I'll be forced to crawl up
under my bed and suck dust forever.

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So what's going on here?
:33:33
Could it be that he really doesn't know
how he made the transmission?

:33:37
-What's that?
-Canine.

:33:38
Highly revered on this planet.
:33:40
Usually found
in the company of fire hydrants.

:33:42
Now look, Dr. Steve's lying.
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Don't leave him alone.
:33:46
But he doesn't even care
about that anymore.

:33:48
Didn't you see during that kissing thing?
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His skin got hot and his heartbeat went up.
:33:53
And suddenly there was
a lot more of him down there.

:33:56
It's an act.
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Government types on this planet
are trained to lie.

:34:01
Go find him. He may be burning papers
right this minute!

:34:04
Oh, God!
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She's beautiful, isn't she?
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Who is she?
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My daughter, Jessie.
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Short.
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Short? She's only 13.
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Thirteen?
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How old does she look?
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Six, seven hundred, just short.
:34:40
Why don't we go in here?
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My bedroom?
:34:43
Well, you said you wanted to talk.
Why go all the way downstairs?

:34:47
Say, do you think I'm a billionaire?
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Or somebody on television or somebody
who's really important or something?

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You're Steven Mills, Ph.D.
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A very obscure physicist
who makes $25,000 a year.

:34:59
And you still want to go in here?

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