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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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LUNCH IS ON THE TABLE!
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Arnold!
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Where is that kid?
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AAH!
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AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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OH! Arnold, What
are you doing in...
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I think my biggest problem
is being young and beautiful.
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It's my biggest problem
because I've never been
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young and beautiful.
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Oh, I've been beautiful,
I've been young,
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but never the twain
have met.
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Not so as anyone
would notice.
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A shrink acquaintance of mine
believes this to be
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The root of my attraction
to a class of men
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subtly described
as old and ugly.
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He's underestimating
my wheedles.
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See, a ugly person
who goes after a pretty person
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Gets nothing but trouble,
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But a pretty person
who goes after a ugly person
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gets at least cab fare.
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I ain't sayin' I never
fell for a pretty face.
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But when LES JEUX
SONT FAITS,
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Give me a toad
with a pot of gold,
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I'll give you
three meals a day.
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Ain't no toad
when the lights go down.