:05:02
Whatever, Russ.
:05:08
Eat my road grit, liver lips!
:05:15
That's enough of that.
:05:21
Speaking of Christmas trees,
can one of you tell me...
:05:24
...what the first kind of tree
displayed at the White House was?
:05:27
They're back.
:05:33
Stop it! I don't want to spend
the holidays dead.
:05:36
Honey, please. I'll do the driving, okay?
:05:39
Will you just take it easy?
:05:41
I'm in complete control.
:05:44
I'll get around this egg timer.
:05:50
Uh... Dad?!
:06:02
We're all right! Thank God!
:06:04
Clark, we're stuck under a truck!
:06:06
Do you honestly think I don't know that?!
:06:08
Come on, you guys. Don't fight.
:06:10
For Christ's sake,
I didn't do this on purpose.
:06:16
Our Father, who art in heaven...
:06:18
...hallowed be Thy name.
And forgive my husband.
:06:22
- He knows not what he does.
- Amen!
:06:42
We made pretty good time.
:06:50
Dad, didn't they invent
Christmas tree lots...
:06:53
...so people don't have to drive way out
to nowhere and waste a Saturday?
:06:57
They invented 'em...
:06:58
...because people forgot how to have
a fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.