:06:02
We're all right! Thank God!
:06:04
Clark, we're stuck under a truck!
:06:06
Do you honestly think I don't know that?!
:06:08
Come on, you guys. Don't fight.
:06:10
For Christ's sake,
I didn't do this on purpose.
:06:16
Our Father, who art in heaven...
:06:18
...hallowed be Thy name.
And forgive my husband.
:06:22
- He knows not what he does.
- Amen!
:06:42
We made pretty good time.
:06:50
Dad, didn't they invent
Christmas tree lots...
:06:53
...so people don't have to drive way out
to nowhere and waste a Saturday?
:06:57
They invented 'em...
:06:58
...because people forgot how to have
a fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.
:07:01
They're satisfied with scrawny, dead,
overpriced trees with no special meaning.
:07:05
My toes are numb.
:07:06
This is what our forefathers did.
:07:09
I can't feel my leg.
:07:11
They walked out into the woods,
picked out that special tree...
:07:13
...and they cut it down
with their bare hands.
:07:14
Mom, I can't feel my hips.
:07:17
- Clark?
- Yes, honey?
:07:18
Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
:07:20
That's all part of the experience, honey.
:07:24
There it is.
:07:44
The Griswold family Christmas tree.
:07:52
Isn't it a little big?
:07:54
It's not big, it's just full.
:07:57
That thing wouldn't fit in our yard.