:43:03
That's a honey of a tree, Clark.
:43:06
Is it real?
:43:08
I dug it out of the ground myself.
:43:09
Is that a fact?
:43:11
Get out of there, Snots!
:43:13
Don't worry about it.
:43:14
A little tree water ain't gonna hurt him.
:43:16
Before we left, he drank
a half a quart of Pennzoil.
:43:19
He lifted his leg the next mornin'...
:43:24
If he drinks the water out of there,
the tree's gonna dry up.
:43:27
Come on out of there.
:43:30
Get out of there. Go in the kitchen
and get something to eat.
:43:35
He's cute, ain't he?
:43:37
Only problem is, he's got
a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him.
:43:41
If the mood catches him right,
he'll grab your leg and just go to town.
:43:46
You don't want him around
if you're wearing short pants.
:43:51
A word of warning, though.
:43:52
If he does lay into you,
it's best to just let him finish.
:43:58
I can't believe you're actually
standing here in my living room, Eddie.
:44:02
Never thought the day would come.
:44:03
I'm excited about it, too.
:44:06
It's a cryin' shame
the older kids couldn't make it.
:44:12
I'll get that.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
:44:19
I got the daughter in the clinic
getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
:44:24
The older boy, bless his soul,
is preparing for his career.
:44:28
- College?
- Carnival.
:44:31
You gotta be proud.
:44:33
Last season, he was a pixie dust spreader
on the Tilt-O-Whirl.
:44:38
He thinks that maybe next year,
he'll be guessing people's weight...
:44:41
...or barking for the Yak Woman.
:44:44
- You ever see her?
- No.
:44:46
She got these big horns
growing right out above her ears.
:44:49
She's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal.
:44:52
And a hell of a good cook.
:44:53
Can I refill your eggnog for you?
Get you something to eat?
:44:56
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere
and leave you for dead?
:44:58
No, I'm doing just fine.