:44:02
Never thought the day would come.
:44:03
I'm excited about it, too.
:44:06
It's a cryin' shame
the older kids couldn't make it.
:44:12
I'll get that.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
:44:19
I got the daughter in the clinic
getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
:44:24
The older boy, bless his soul,
is preparing for his career.
:44:28
- College?
- Carnival.
:44:31
You gotta be proud.
:44:33
Last season, he was a pixie dust spreader
on the Tilt-O-Whirl.
:44:38
He thinks that maybe next year,
he'll be guessing people's weight...
:44:41
...or barking for the Yak Woman.
:44:44
- You ever see her?
- No.
:44:46
She got these big horns
growing right out above her ears.
:44:49
She's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal.
:44:52
And a hell of a good cook.
:44:53
Can I refill your eggnog for you?
Get you something to eat?
:44:56
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere
and leave you for dead?
:44:58
No, I'm doing just fine.
:45:01
Just glad to be here.
:45:04
When did you get
the tenement on wheels?
:45:07
Oh, that? That's an RV.
:45:11
I borrowed it off a buddy of mine.
:45:13
He took my house, I took the RV.
:45:17
It's a good-looking vehicle, ain't it?
:45:19
It looks so nice parked in the driveway.
:45:21
It sure does.
Don't you go falling in love with it.
:45:25
We're taking it with us
when we leave here next month.
:45:37
Get Ed Leftic up here
to look over these figures!
:45:41
Retooling. That's a great excuse.
:45:45
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
:45:50
Mr. Shirley, Merry Christmas.
:45:52
Who's that?
:45:54
It's me, Clark Griswold.
:45:56
What do you want?
:45:59
My wife and I just came up with
a little something special. It's a gift.