Christmas Vacation
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:46:04
Put it over there
with the others, Greaseball.

:46:16
By the way, I hope my report helped out
at the trade show.

:46:25
I'm sure it did, Grisball.
:46:28
If you'll excuse me,
I'm in the middle of an important call.

:46:32
Get me somebody.
:46:34
Anybody.
:46:36
And get me somebody while I'm waiting.
:46:50
This is a new non-caloric,
silicon-based kitchen lubricant...

:46:55
...my company's been working on.
:46:56
It creates a surface 500 times
more slippery than cooking oil.

:46:59
We'll fly down the hill with this stuff.
:47:02
Has anyone ever used it on a sled?
:47:04
Not that I know of.
:47:08
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff
on my sled, Clark.

:47:11
- You know the metal plate in my head?
- How could I forget it.

:47:15
I had it replaced. Every time
Catherine raved up the microwave...

:47:19
...l'd piss in my pants
and forget who I was.

:47:22
Over at the V.A., they had it replaced
with a plastic one.

:47:25
That ain't as strong, so...
:47:27
I shouldn't go sailing down a hill...
:47:29
...with nothing between
the ground and my brain...

:47:31
...but a piece of government plastic.
:47:35
You really think it matters, Eddie?
:47:37
The plate runs right underneath my part.
:47:41
Over here is nothing, but...
:47:44
...if this gets dented,
then my hair just ain't going to look right.

:47:51
I know the feeling.
:47:54
I better try this first. See how it works.
:47:56
Be careful there, Clark.
:47:58
Nothing to worry about, Eddie.

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