:47:02
Has anyone ever used it on a sled?
:47:04
Not that I know of.
:47:08
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff
on my sled, Clark.
:47:11
- You know the metal plate in my head?
- How could I forget it.
:47:15
I had it replaced. Every time
Catherine raved up the microwave...
:47:19
...l'd piss in my pants
and forget who I was.
:47:22
Over at the V.A., they had it replaced
with a plastic one.
:47:25
That ain't as strong, so...
:47:27
I shouldn't go sailing down a hill...
:47:29
...with nothing between
the ground and my brain...
:47:31
...but a piece of government plastic.
:47:35
You really think it matters, Eddie?
:47:37
The plate runs right underneath my part.
:47:41
Over here is nothing, but...
:47:44
...if this gets dented,
then my hair just ain't going to look right.
:47:51
I know the feeling.
:47:54
I better try this first. See how it works.
:47:56
Be careful there, Clark.
:47:58
Nothing to worry about, Eddie.
:48:00
Going for a new, amateur-recreational-
saucer-sled land-speed record...
:48:05
Clark W. Griswold, Junior!
:48:08
Remember, don't try this at home, kids.
I am a professional.
:48:14
Later, dudes.
:48:17
Let her rip. Hang ten.
:48:36
It's great! I'm dead!