1:21:01
You just cocked it up.
1:21:06
It's okay. It happens.
1:21:10
All our holidays were always such a mess.
1:21:14
How did you get through it?
1:21:17
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
1:21:28
I love you.
1:21:33
Will you recite
"The Night Before Christmas"?
1:21:36
No. It's your house.
1:21:38
It's your Christmas.
1:21:41
I'm retiring.
1:21:44
"The children were nestled
All snug in their beds
1:21:47
"While visions of sugarplums
Danced in their heads
1:21:50
"And Mama in her kerchief
1:21:52
"And I in my cap, just settled our brains
For a long winter's nap
1:21:56
"When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
1:21:59
"I sprang from my bed
To see what was the matter
1:22:01
"Away to the window I flew like a flash
1:22:04
"Tore open the shutters
and threw up the sash
1:22:06
"The moon on the breast of
the new-fallen snow
1:22:08
"Gave a luster of midday to objects below
1:22:11
"When what to my wondering eyes
should appear
1:22:13
"But a miniature sleigh..."
1:22:16
...and Eddie.
1:22:17
And a man in his pajamas
with a dog chain...
1:22:20
...tied to his wrists and ankles.
What the...?
1:22:25
Stay here.
1:22:32
Merry Christmas, Clark.
1:22:35
You about ready to do some kissin'?
1:22:39
Officer, it seems
my husband has been abducted.
1:22:42
The man was wearing a blue leisure suit...
1:22:47
...and the plates were from Kansas.
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.
1:22:52
I have never been treated
like this in my life.
1:22:55
I'm sorry.
This is our family's first kidnapping.
1:22:58
You're fired.