How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:38:04
Put an end to dentures.
You can smile with confidence.

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Just ask Barbara Simmons.
:38:11
Why did you say that?
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- Who is Barbara Simmons?
- I don't know.

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- Then why talk about her?
- I don't know.

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- You're not really trying?
- Trying what?

:38:28
Trying not to talk
about breath and false teeth...

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and people with names
like Barbara Simmons.

:38:33
I am, Julia.
It's got nothing to do with me.

:38:36
It's the you know what.
:38:39
Well, it's ever so slightly
getting on my nerves.

:38:41
- I thought we weren't to listen to it.
- I can't help but listen to it.

:38:45
And I can't stop
the you know what saying it.

:38:47
Stop saying
"the you know what."

:38:49
All right, then.
The boil.

:38:52
Darling,
it is not the boil.

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Don't you think
I haven't noticed?

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Every time you say something,
you turn away...

:38:59
or get under the table
so I can't see your lips moving.

:39:03
That's not the case, Julia.
I'm not turning away to speak.

:39:06
It's waiting till I turn away
before it speaks.

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That's nonsense!
It was you that suggested France.

:39:11
I merely confirmed
what the boil said.

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- Then stop siding with it!
- I'm not siding with it!

:39:17
I'm trying to incorporate it into
my conversation so I won't upset you.

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But I never know
what it's going to say next.

:39:24
What you'll say next.
It's you saying it.

:39:26
It's the boil, Julia!
Believe me, it's the boil!

:39:29
I can't stand it anymore.
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How do you think
I feel about it?

:39:35
I'm on the coast of panic.
I'm staring over the edge!

:39:38
Just tell me how a boil...
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can come up with a name
like Barbara Simmons?

:39:43
Say no more, Julia.
Don't say more.

:39:46
Why should a boil suddenly
suggest going to France?

:39:49
- I don't know.
- Why not Portugal?

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I don't know.
I don't know!

:39:53
Perhaps the fucker wants
to go up the Eiffel Tower!

:39:56
Maybe the bastard
wants to see the sights!

:39:58
Sit down!
I'm going to call Gatty.


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