1:07:02
Fifty percent of politics
is about creating a problem.
1:07:05
The other 50 percent
is about offering to solve it.
1:07:08
All you've got to do
is bugger something up...
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then hasten to your nearest
TV station with a solution.
1:07:13
Doesn't matter what it is...
the environment, hospitals...
1:07:16
Create a crime wave, up will pop some
perfectly plausible head-selling police.
1:07:19
- The rock through the window technique.
- That's exactly what it is.
1:07:23
It might work on everyone else.
It doesn't work on me.
1:07:26
If you breathe air,
it works on you. Large one, no ice.
1:07:29
If you're aware, how can you work
in an industry that perpetuates it?
1:07:33
It's probably a defect from birth.
Rescue me. I'm being attacked.
1:07:36
Who's attacking you?
1:07:38
She's telling me off because I think
your husband's a genius.
1:07:41
It's outrageous that Dennis should be
allowed to manipulate children's minds.
1:07:46
Come along. I want
to ask you both a question.
1:07:48
Is that him?
1:07:50
- He's very good-looking.
- If you like that sort of thing.
1:07:53
- Julia seems terribly tense.
- Surprised? It's him.
1:07:58
He had an operation.
Went weird in the bed department.
1:08:02
- What do you mean?
- Sex. Hello, Basil.
1:08:05
- Hello, Penny. Lovely party.
- Super.
1:08:07
- Apparently, he's insatiable.
- Really?
1:08:09
Dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick.
1:08:12
Shouldn't really be telling you. It was
said in the strictest of confidence.
1:08:17
And that's exactly
how I'm telling you.
1:08:19
She said he's got
a permanent horn.
1:08:21
- Really?
- Said she's desperate.
1:08:24
The other night, she caught him down
the bed with a huge black torch.
1:08:28
- Torch? Doing what?
- Flashlight.
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Scrutinizing.
He was under the covers.
1:08:34
Said he'd lost something. Contact lens.
Said he didn't want to wake her up.
1:08:38
And unlucky for her that he did,
'cause she got another hour's worth.
1:08:41
I'm not gonna make a speech. I'd just
like to thank you all for coming...
1:08:45
and for making
our anniversary so special.
1:08:48
And most of all, I'd like
to thankJulia for organizing it all...
1:08:51
and for being
such a special wife.