How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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1:08:02
- What do you mean?
- Sex. Hello, Basil.

1:08:05
- Hello, Penny. Lovely party.
- Super.

1:08:07
- Apparently, he's insatiable.
- Really?

1:08:09
Dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick.

1:08:12
Shouldn't really be telling you. It was
said in the strictest of confidence.

1:08:17
And that's exactly
how I'm telling you.

1:08:19
She said he's got
a permanent horn.

1:08:21
- Really?
- Said she's desperate.

1:08:24
The other night, she caught him down
the bed with a huge black torch.

1:08:28
- Torch? Doing what?
- Flashlight.

1:08:31
Scrutinizing.
He was under the covers.

1:08:34
Said he'd lost something. Contact lens.
Said he didn't want to wake her up.

1:08:38
And unlucky for her that he did,
'cause she got another hour's worth.

1:08:41
I'm not gonna make a speech. I'd just
like to thank you all for coming...

1:08:45
and for making
our anniversary so special.

1:08:48
And most of all, I'd like
to thankJulia for organizing it all...

1:08:51
and for being
such a special wife.

1:09:00
How about a toast
to Bagley and Julia?

1:09:03
- Bagley and Julia.
- Bagley and Julia.

1:09:05
I'd also like to propose
a small snifter to our new star.

1:09:09
- I thought she was coming.
- She's been held up to Phyllis Blokey.

1:09:12
- Phyllis.
- Phyllis Blokey.

1:09:14
She's the singer
with the boils.

1:09:17
To boils, acne
and blackheads.

1:09:19
What's this cream
going to be called. Anyway?

1:09:22
Right now we're stuck with
"Filthy Harry's Final Solution."

1:09:25
- Who's Filthy Harry?
- Harry Wax. Created it.

1:09:29
- Only man here in a hired suit.
- He's as close as a Doberman's balls.

1:09:32
Don't want to say anything bad
about Harry.

1:09:35
- Then don't.
- This is excellent.

1:09:37
Yes, I was about to say,
I notice Penny's gone carnivorous.

1:09:40
- She lacked protein.
- And minerals.

1:09:43
I wasn't getting all I needed
out of normal green stuff.

1:09:47
I don't think anyone would ever
encourage me to grow boils.

1:09:52
You're not the market
I'm after, darling.

1:09:55
But if you were, I would.
1:09:57
I could sell you anthing
from a boil to a hydrogen bomb.


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