1:09:00
How about a toast
to Bagley and Julia?
1:09:03
- Bagley and Julia.
- Bagley and Julia.
1:09:05
I'd also like to propose
a small snifter to our new star.
1:09:09
- I thought she was coming.
- She's been held up to Phyllis Blokey.
1:09:12
- Phyllis.
- Phyllis Blokey.
1:09:14
She's the singer
with the boils.
1:09:17
To boils, acne
and blackheads.
1:09:19
What's this cream
going to be called. Anyway?
1:09:22
Right now we're stuck with
"Filthy Harry's Final Solution."
1:09:25
- Who's Filthy Harry?
- Harry Wax. Created it.
1:09:29
- Only man here in a hired suit.
- He's as close as a Doberman's balls.
1:09:32
Don't want to say anything bad
about Harry.
1:09:35
- Then don't.
- This is excellent.
1:09:37
Yes, I was about to say,
I notice Penny's gone carnivorous.
1:09:40
- She lacked protein.
- And minerals.
1:09:43
I wasn't getting all I needed
out of normal green stuff.
1:09:47
I don't think anyone would ever
encourage me to grow boils.
1:09:52
You're not the market
I'm after, darling.
1:09:55
But if you were, I would.
1:09:57
I could sell you anthing
from a boil to a hydrogen bomb.
1:10:01
I don't think so.
I'm anti-nuke.
1:10:03
- Hear, hear.
- How's the new book coming along?
1:10:06
Shall I tell you
why people buy hydrogen bombs?
1:10:09
Because they're not like
the bombs people used to use in wars.
1:10:12
We put an added ingredient
into bombs these days.
1:10:15
It's called peace.
1:10:17
Our warheads are stuffed
to the brim with it.
1:10:20
And we're years ahead
of the competition. Of course.
1:10:22
- The Russians don't put peace in theirs.
- Very good, Bagley.
1:10:26
Can anyone think of a discreet
way of changing the subject?
1:10:29
I'm sorry, Julia. I'm afraid
Dennis is absolutely right.
1:10:32
There's a splendid example of what
he's talking about outside our building.
1:10:35
- Ever look at it?
- Can't say as I have.
1:10:37
There's an obelisk there to
the glory of the Royal Marines,
1:10:40
its plaque depicting...
1:10:42
a Marine shoving his bayonet
into a Chinaman's guts.
1:10:46
He's so shocked, his pigtail's
sticking up like an exclamation mark.
1:10:50
And underneath it says,
"Shanghai Campaign, 1898."
1:10:54
Imagine seeing that in Peking.
Aplaque of a Chinaman...
1:10:58
pumping his bayonet into an Englishman
halfway up Regent Street,