:49:01
That's really... How do you do that?
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Well, first of all, you've got
to give the dog a lot of love.
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- A good, healthy diet.
- Chilli.
:49:10
Exercise is important, too.
You know, the key
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is to establish alpha leader
as soon as possible.
:49:16
- Alpha leader? What's that?
- You gotta show 'em who's boss.
:49:19
- Imprint on their psyche.
- I've done that. Believe me, I've done that.
:49:22
- What... what... what is it, exactly.
- Most effective is to stare them down.
:49:27
You look straight at them.
You make them look away first.
:49:29
- I can do that.
- Even if it takes hours.
:49:31
I can do that. I can do that.
:49:34
- That's it, right?
- After that, you mount them.
:49:36
- Excuse me?
- You mount them.
:49:39
- You mount them?
- Uh-huh.
:49:41
- You mean...?
- Yeah.
:49:43
Mount them?
:49:46
Mount them. Lucky dog.
:49:52
Mount them?
:50:00
Jesus!
:50:02
- What are you doin' here?
- Sir? Excuse me.
:50:05
- No dogs in the hotel.
- What about her?
:50:07
- What about her?
- She has a dog. What do you call that?
:50:10
The hotel owner's daughter.
And the dog has to go.
:50:13
- Well, this is my Seeing Eye dog.
- You're blind?
:50:16
- Yes.
- Were you blind when you walked in?
:50:19
Yes, definitely.
:50:22
I'm so sorry. Would you like me
to read you the menu?
:50:25
No, I can handle it.
:50:29
Thank you.
:50:36
Is that my tea?
:50:38
You just ripped the mirror off
of my classic 1965 Mustang.
:50:45
I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.
:50:54
(slurping)
:50:57
If you don't get down -
I don't care where we are -
:50:59
I'm gonna pull my revolver out
and shoot you.