:21:01
You want me to call Roger Smith?
:21:04
I'm trying to get the manager to see
if anybody knows anything about him.
:21:07
I'm sure he said the Grosse Pointe.
I mean it wasn't him...
:21:11
Who, his office?
:21:12
- Why don't we call his office and find out?
- We could do that.
:21:16
I have a television crew down here
with Michael Moore.
:21:19
He's supposed to meet Roger Smith
at noon. I have no information.
:21:25
How often does Mr. Smith come here
for lunch or dinner?
:21:28
Last time I saw him here
was for Sportsmen's Night.
:21:31
- What's that?
- It's a wild game dinner.
:21:35
- You go and shoot your own animal?
- Pardon me?
:21:37
You go and shoot your animals
and bring them here to eat...
:21:40
Some of the stuff is donated.
:21:43
There are foods like rattlesnake...
:21:48
Let me think of some real exotic foods.
:21:52
Alligator.
:21:55
- You eat this stuff here?
- Roast beef.
:21:57
That sounds better.
:22:00
I obviously had the wrong yacht club,
because Roger was nowhere to be found.
:22:04
I didn't have more time to waste here,
because back at Flint's county fair...
:22:09
thousands of people were being
entertained by the diving donkeys...
:22:13
anxiously awaiting the return
of our boyhood hero...
:22:15
as he made his triumphant return
home to Flint.
:22:19
From Genesee County Fair,
the newlywed capital of the world...
:22:22
here come the newlyweds!
:22:25
A big hand. This is your part...
:22:29
There they come.
:22:32
Yes, it's The Newlywed Game...
:22:33
and these are
our newlywed couples for today.
:22:36
Let's all meet the host and star
of The Newlywed Game:
:22:39
Bob Eubanks!
:22:47
Hello, everybody. Welcome.
How nice of you to come here today.
:22:51
Welcome to the opening of...
Hi, Mom. How are you doing?
:22:54
You devil, you!
:22:55
What about questions like,
''How heavy are your wife's breasts? ''
:22:58
I never ask that. I say,
''What does your wife's chest weigh? ''