:23:01
There's a lot of difference
in that question you just asked...
:23:04
A hell of a lot of difference.
That's where I think we get a bad rap.
:23:08
People like yourself
will quote a question like that.
:23:11
I wouldn't ask that question for anything.
I wouldn't even say ''breasts.''
:23:15
First question. These are easy questions.
:23:17
Ladies, how much did your husband say
your chest weighs?
:23:21
- Gladys, what do you say, sweetheart?
- Two pounds.
:23:23
Two pounds!
He said six-and-a-half ounces.
:23:29
I said, ''Both of them.''
He said, ''That is both of them.''
:23:32
I said, ''I'm sorry.''
He said, ''Not as sorry as I am.''
:23:36
Bob was right. He didn't say "breasts"
and I considered apologizing...
:23:40
for implying that his show
wasn't wholesome family entertainment.
:23:44
You know why
Jewish women don't get AIDS?
:23:46
Because they marry assholes,
they don't screw them. Pardon me.
:23:50
Ladies and gentlemen,
that's all for this afternoon.
:23:52
If I made you smile one time, I'm happy.
I had a good time. I hope you did, too.
:23:56
Until next time.
We'll be back every night...
:23:58
I'm Bob Eubanks. So long, everybody.
See you then.
:24:04
I was born here in Flint,
but I don't know anything about it.
:24:08
I can only tell you this about this town:
:24:11
It's pretty...
:24:13
and the people are nice.
:24:15
I don't know much about the economy,
but I can take you to places in the U. S...
:24:19
much worse off than Flint, Michigan.
I don't think it's such a bad town.
:24:28
With 30,000 jobs now eliminated,
the city decided to turn to the one event...
:24:32
that had always made us so happy:
The big parade...
:24:36
this time honoring the surviving
Flint Sit-Down Strikers.
:24:44
The highlight of the parade
was Miss Michigan, Kaye Lani Rae Rafko.
:24:48
Passing by dozens of boarded-up stores
and hundreds of jobless Flint citizens...
:24:53
she was an inspiring sight to all present.
:24:58
How do you feel
about the economy in Flint?