:17:00
So why'd you stop acting?
:17:02
I started missing cues
when the other actors would...
:17:05
...turn around and I couldn't see their lips.
:17:09
They ever catch you?
:17:11
No, I don't think anyone knew.
:17:14
I just lost my nerve.
:17:16
When's the last time you were laid?
:17:18
You were eating. When's what?
:17:21
Laid! The last time you were laid!
:17:26
Too sad.
:17:28
Next subject, please.
:17:30
You don't want to know.
:17:32
So where's your wife?
:17:34
I think in Cleveland.
I haven't seen her for eight years.
:17:37
Nice lady?
:17:38
Very nice.
:17:40
Wonderful, warm woman.
:17:44
And then, one day...
:17:46
...she turned into this amazing creature
who could sit on a broomstick...
:17:51
...and take off into the air.
:17:54
She could actually achieve flight.
:17:57
I think I was married to that lady once.
:17:59
Small world.
:18:01
Funny thing is, this happened...
:18:03
...the same time I went completely deaf.
Isn't that a coincidence?
:18:07
Amazing. Who'd believe it?
:18:10
What do you want out of life
before the show's over?
:18:15
Just not to make a fool out of myself.
:18:18
That's all you want?
:18:20
I have this terrible fear...
:18:23
...that I'll make a mistake...
:18:26
...and everyone'll stand around...
:18:29
...and stare at me.
:18:30
Boy, damn!
:18:32
I wish I had met you eight years ago.
:18:34
I can fix your problems in ten seconds.
:18:37
Ten seconds?
:18:39
Ten seconds, if you trust me.
Do you trust me?
:18:45
Sure.
:18:55
You're a good-looking guy.
:18:57
Thank you. That's very kind of you.