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Well, last week we were talking about
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your obsession with
the families of airline fatalities.
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Now we're talking about your
concern over the garbage problem.
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Yeah... So?
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Well, if you think about it, I think
you'll see the object of your obsession
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is invariably something negative
which you have no control over.
:02:25
Yeah, but how many people do you think
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run around obsessing over
how great and how happy things are?
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You know, I mean, maybe they do,
but I don't think they're in therapy.
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Anyway... bein' happy isn't all that great.
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I mean, the last time
I was really happy, I got so fat.
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I must've put on 25 pounds.
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I thought John was gonna have a stroke.
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- So, what are you worried about?
- What am I looking at here?
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- Is this a mistake?
- Depends on your point of view.
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I don't think so. In fact,
I'm gonna tell you a little secret.
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As soon as you get a ring on your finger,
you start getting spectacular attention
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- from the opposite gender.
- That's bullshit!
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Seriously. I wish I had
Super Bowl seats for every time
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some filly had come up and talked to me
without the slightest provocation.
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- It's just marvellous.
- That happened before you got married.
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No, no, no.
It never happened before I got married.
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If I'd known, I'd have bought a ring
when I was 18 and saved myself...
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Yeah, right!
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...a lot of time and money.
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No, I wish somebody'd clued me in.
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I'm tellin' you.
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It's too weird.
Oh, shit, I gotta be someplace.
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- So, racquetball Thursday, right?
- How about 7.30?
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- Yeah, fine. See you later. Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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- Yes, sir?
- Janet.