:33:01
That goddamn pearl earring.
:33:06
It cost me a fucking fortune.
:33:09
I must've left it somewhere.
:33:12
So, what are you
gettin' Momma for her birthday?
:33:16
I don't know.
I'll get her a card or somethin'.
:33:18
- A card for her 50th birthday?
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
:33:22
Well, the woman gave birth to you.
I think you might be givin' her...
:33:26
Will you stop? Jesus.
:33:28
- I just thought that, you know, maybe...
- OK, Ann. OK.
:33:32
How about this?
:33:35
You get her something nice,
and I'll pay for half.
:33:39
- All right?
- Fine. Fine.
:33:43
Fine. OK. Now, if you'll pardon me,
I have to go to work.
:33:54
What is the most unusual
location you've ever masturbated in?
:34:01
Well...
:34:04
l, um...
:34:06
One time I was flying from
Los Angeles to, um, to New York.
:34:14
And I was... You know,
it was a really crowded flight and I was...
:34:19
I was sitting in the middle.
I didn't get a window, I didn't get an aisle.
:34:24
It was really funny,
and I was... I was just bored.
:34:27
My magazines were just boring.
I think I had, like, a woman's magazine.
:34:32
And they touch on a lot of sexual issues
and stuff. And I was thinking to myself
:34:37
"God, that's what I need. I need a little...
something to take my mind off this trip."
:34:43
So, I was just, you know,
just thinking away, and then I just...
:34:50
I just did it on the plane.
Just between these two people.
:34:53
- Nobody knew.
:34:59
How were you able
to not betray what was going on