:22:00
Daddy says, ''An ounce of pretension
is worth a pound of manure.''
:22:03
The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
:22:06
Mama, l wish you'd get off
Daddy's back.
:22:08
-l don't wanna get into--
-Fill us in on the reception.
:22:12
My reception! My reception!
:22:15
Ferns, dancing, tons of people! Every
pink flower west of the Mississippi.
:22:20
Wedding cake in the dining room
and the groom's cake....
:22:24
Hidden in the carport?
:22:26
Shelby and l, we agree on one thing.
:22:29
The groom's cake.
:22:31
lt's awful.
:22:33
lt's in the shape
of a giant armadillo.
:22:36
An armadillo? You're joking, right?
:22:39
No. Jackson wanted a cake in the shape
of an armadillo. His aunt makes them.
:22:44
lt's unusual.
:22:45
lt's repulsive.
:22:47
lt's got gray icing.
:22:49
l can't even begin to think
how you'd make gray icing.
:22:52
Worse, the cake part is
red velvet cake. Blood red.
:22:56
People will hack into this poor animal
that looks like it's bleeding to death.
:23:01
The rehearsal supper was
a real experience.
:23:03
Mama, it wasn't that bad.
:23:06
lt was out at Jackson's
uncle's place on the river.
:23:08
He comes from the good
old Southern family...
:23:11
...with good old Southern values.
You shoot it, stuff it or marry it.
:23:15
They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.
:23:17
Did y'all do anything
especially romantic?
:23:21
We drove down to Frenchmen's Point
and went parking.
:23:25
Oh, Shelby. Really!
:23:28
M'Lynn, leave her alone.
This is my favorite part.
:23:31
This is the romantic part. See,
that's what really melts my butter.
:23:35
Then we went skinny dipping, and we did
things that frightened the fish.
:23:40
lt's been a long time since we've had
a youngster in this place.
:23:44
We talked and talked and talked....
:23:46
l love those kind of talks
in the arms of the man you love.
:23:51
Actually, we fought most of the time.
:23:53
You fought?
:23:55
l told him l wouldn't marry him.
:23:57
What?
:23:59
Why'd you go do a thing like that?