:21:00
What are your colors, Shelby?
:21:02
They're ''blush'' and ''bashful.''
:21:05
Her colors are ''pink'' and ''pink.''
:21:07
My colors are blush and bashful, Mama.
:21:11
How precious is this wedding
gonna get, l ask you?
:21:13
My colors are blush and bashful.
l have chosen two shades of pink.
:21:17
One is much deeper than the other.
:21:19
But the bridesmaids' dresses,
they are really beautiful.
:21:23
Ceremony will be too.
:21:25
The walls are banked with sprays
of flowers in my two shades...
:21:29
...of blush and bashful.
:21:31
Pink carpets specially laid out for
my service, and pink silk bunting...
:21:35
...draped over anything
that would stand still.
:21:38
lt looks like it's been
hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.
:21:41
l like pink. Pink is
my signature color.
:21:45
How many bridesmaids?
:21:47
-Nine.
-Nine? Good Lord.
:21:50
Exactly. Mama made me have my cousins
and Margie St. Maurice.
:21:54
Let's not go into this now.
You know there was no way around it.
:21:58
lt will be pretentious.
:22:00
Daddy says, ''An ounce of pretension
is worth a pound of manure.''
:22:03
The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
:22:06
Mama, l wish you'd get off
Daddy's back.
:22:08
-l don't wanna get into--
-Fill us in on the reception.
:22:12
My reception! My reception!
:22:15
Ferns, dancing, tons of people! Every
pink flower west of the Mississippi.
:22:20
Wedding cake in the dining room
and the groom's cake....
:22:24
Hidden in the carport?
:22:26
Shelby and l, we agree on one thing.
:22:29
The groom's cake.
:22:31
lt's awful.
:22:33
lt's in the shape
of a giant armadillo.
:22:36
An armadillo? You're joking, right?
:22:39
No. Jackson wanted a cake in the shape
of an armadillo. His aunt makes them.
:22:44
lt's unusual.
:22:45
lt's repulsive.
:22:47
lt's got gray icing.
:22:49
l can't even begin to think
how you'd make gray icing.
:22:52
Worse, the cake part is
red velvet cake. Blood red.
:22:56
People will hack into this poor animal
that looks like it's bleeding to death.