1:02:03
...and proceeded to have the three most
ungrateful children ever conceived.
1:02:08
The only reason people are
nice to me...
1:02:10
...is because l have
more money than God.
1:02:13
l'm not about to open
a new can of worms.
1:02:17
What?
1:02:18
lf this is how you feel,
it isn't healthy.
1:02:21
Maybe you should come down to the
Guidance Center and talk to someone.
1:02:26
l'm not crazy, M'Lynn.
1:02:28
l've just been in a very bad mood
for 40 years.
1:02:38
Merry Christmas.
1:02:39
Look at you. ls that new?
1:02:41
l made the dress
with my own two hands.
1:02:44
l just threw the rest of it together.
1:02:46
The only thing that separates us
from the animals...
1:02:49
...is our ability to accessorize.
1:02:53
Annelle, why are you so late?
1:02:55
Did you and Sammy get tangled up
in the tinsel?
1:02:59
Truvy, you kill me.
1:03:01
-Merry Christmas.
-Thank you.
1:03:03
-Merry Christmas to you.
-Oh, darling.
1:03:05
Your nephew Marshall is a little piece
of heaven right here on earth.
1:03:10
They're family and l love them,
but they do look like...
1:03:13
...they've all been carved
out of cream cheese.
1:03:18
Clairee, l'm surprised at you
talking about your kin that way.
1:03:22
As somebody always said:
1:03:24
''lf you can't say anything nice
about anybody, come sit by me.''
1:03:28
That's a good one.
1:03:35
-Somebody wants to see you.
-Who?
1:03:38
l've opened the can of worms for you.
1:03:44
Hell.
1:03:45
Owen Jenkins.
1:03:47
Hello, Louisa. Remember me?
1:03:50
My God, you look different.
Have you shrunk?
1:03:55
You look terrific.
You've hardly changed at all.
1:03:59
l'm not as sweet as l used to be.