1:01:02
Miss Ouiser, l met
an old friend of yours.
1:01:06
Owen Jenkins.
1:01:09
Owen! Now, there's a blast
from the past.
1:01:12
You remember him?
He remembers you.
1:01:14
Of course. He had the longest
nose hair in the free world.
1:01:17
He doesn't now.
He hardly has any hair anywhere.
1:01:21
Owen's been gone from Chinquapin
since God was a boy.
1:01:24
l forgot he existed.
1:01:25
He lives in Monroe
and goes to First Presbyterian.
1:01:28
He found out where l was from
and asked if l knew you.
1:01:32
He used to live in Ohio.
1:01:33
His wife just died recently,
and he's moved back down here.
1:01:38
Does this story have a point?
1:01:40
No, not really. He just
remembers you fondly, l think.
1:01:44
l can't imagine why.
1:01:46
He was not a bad fellow.
But l managed to run him off...
1:01:49
...and marry the first
of two deadbeats.
1:01:52
Maybe l could arrange for us all
to get together.
1:01:55
-Maybe not.
-Why not?
1:01:59
ln a few decades, l married the two
most worthless men in the universe...
1:02:03
...and proceeded to have the three most
ungrateful children ever conceived.
1:02:08
The only reason people are
nice to me...
1:02:10
...is because l have
more money than God.
1:02:13
l'm not about to open
a new can of worms.
1:02:17
What?
1:02:18
lf this is how you feel,
it isn't healthy.
1:02:21
Maybe you should come down to the
Guidance Center and talk to someone.
1:02:26
l'm not crazy, M'Lynn.
1:02:28
l've just been in a very bad mood
for 40 years.
1:02:38
Merry Christmas.
1:02:39
Look at you. ls that new?
1:02:41
l made the dress
with my own two hands.
1:02:44
l just threw the rest of it together.
1:02:46
The only thing that separates us
from the animals...
1:02:49
...is our ability to accessorize.
1:02:53
Annelle, why are you so late?
1:02:55
Did you and Sammy get tangled up
in the tinsel?
1:02:59
Truvy, you kill me.