1:00:00
Shelby, would you do the honors?
1:00:06
-Here you are, Mrs. Latcherie.
-Thanks, Sammy.
1:00:09
Ready?
1:00:16
Annelle, it's wonderful!
1:00:18
lt works!
1:00:20
How cute!
1:00:22
l think your elves have gone berserk.
1:00:25
Shelby! l wasn't expecting
to see you here today.
1:00:28
l'm running a special.
lt's called a ''Christmas quickie.''
1:00:32
l'm beyond help. l've discovered
the early stages of crow's feet.
1:00:37
Time marches on, and eventually you
realize it's marching across your face.
1:00:41
-Stop it.
-Oh, no.
1:00:44
lt's Miss Ouiser.
1:00:49
l'm supposed to give her
a pedicure today.
1:00:53
l hate working on her feet.
1:00:55
lt could've been worse.
She could've wanted a bikini waxing.
1:00:59
-Let's not get graphic.
-Why not?
1:01:02
Miss Ouiser, l met
an old friend of yours.
1:01:06
Owen Jenkins.
1:01:09
Owen! Now, there's a blast
from the past.
1:01:12
You remember him?
He remembers you.
1:01:14
Of course. He had the longest
nose hair in the free world.
1:01:17
He doesn't now.
He hardly has any hair anywhere.
1:01:21
Owen's been gone from Chinquapin
since God was a boy.
1:01:24
l forgot he existed.
1:01:25
He lives in Monroe
and goes to First Presbyterian.
1:01:28
He found out where l was from
and asked if l knew you.
1:01:32
He used to live in Ohio.
1:01:33
His wife just died recently,
and he's moved back down here.
1:01:38
Does this story have a point?
1:01:40
No, not really. He just
remembers you fondly, l think.
1:01:44
l can't imagine why.
1:01:46
He was not a bad fellow.
But l managed to run him off...
1:01:49
...and marry the first
of two deadbeats.
1:01:52
Maybe l could arrange for us all
to get together.
1:01:55
-Maybe not.
-Why not?
1:01:59
ln a few decades, l married the two
most worthless men in the universe...