:59:00
l would rather have 30 minutes
of wonderful...
:59:04
...than a lifetime of nothing special.
:59:25
l'll hand it to you.
l don't wanna hit you.
:59:27
-Okay, l got one hole left.
-Right.
:59:31
Put the cords so they don't show.
lt'll look tacky.
:59:34
You told me about 40 times.
:59:40
Did you do all this?
:59:42
Guilty.
:59:43
Truvy just turned over
the decoration responsibility to me.
:59:47
l went to the fire sale at the Baptist
Bookstore in Shreveport last week.
:59:51
They had mismatched manger scenes
at incredibly low prices.
:59:55
l cleaned them out of baby Jesuses,
which l made into ornaments.
:59:59
Ready to roll.
1:00:00
Shelby, would you do the honors?
1:00:06
-Here you are, Mrs. Latcherie.
-Thanks, Sammy.
1:00:09
Ready?
1:00:16
Annelle, it's wonderful!
1:00:18
lt works!
1:00:20
How cute!
1:00:22
l think your elves have gone berserk.
1:00:25
Shelby! l wasn't expecting
to see you here today.
1:00:28
l'm running a special.
lt's called a ''Christmas quickie.''
1:00:32
l'm beyond help. l've discovered
the early stages of crow's feet.
1:00:37
Time marches on, and eventually you
realize it's marching across your face.
1:00:41
-Stop it.
-Oh, no.
1:00:44
lt's Miss Ouiser.
1:00:49
l'm supposed to give her
a pedicure today.
1:00:53
l hate working on her feet.
1:00:55
lt could've been worse.
She could've wanted a bikini waxing.
1:00:59
-Let's not get graphic.
-Why not?