:07:00
just because he owns a bar
and that is all he does?
:07:03
Yes.
:07:05
And so would any woman in
her right mind. Women are practical,
:07:08
even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she
gets on the plane at the end of the movie.
:07:16
I understand.
:07:19
- What? What?
- Nothing.
:07:21
- What?
- Forget about it.
:07:24
- Forget about what?
- It's not important.
:07:26
No, just tell me.
:07:29
Obviously you haven't had great sex yet.
:07:32
- Two, please.
- Right over there.
:07:34
- Yes, I have.
- No, you haven't.
:07:36
It just so happens that
I have had plenty of good sex.
:07:58
With whom?
:08:01
- What?
- With whom did you have this great sex?
:08:05
I'm not gonna tell you that!
:08:07
Fine. Don't tell me.
:08:14
- Shel Gordon.
- Shel. Sheldon?
:08:18
No. No, you did not have
great sex with Sheldon.
:08:22
- I did, too.
- No, you didn't.
:08:25
A Sheldon can do your taxes. If you
need a root canal, Sheldon's your man.
:08:29
But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
It's the name.
:08:32
"Do it to me, Sheldon." "You're an animal,
Sheldon." "Ride me, big Sheldon."
:08:37
- It doesn't work.
- Hi.
:08:40
- What can I get you?
- I'll have a number three.
:08:44
The chef's salad with the oil and vinegar
on the side. And the apple pie á la mode.
:08:48
Chef and apple á la mode.
:08:52
But I'd like the pie heated
and I want the ice cream on the side.
:08:56
I'd like strawberry, if you have it. If not,
then whipped cream, but only if it's real.