:08:01
- What?
- With whom did you have this great sex?
:08:05
I'm not gonna tell you that!
:08:07
Fine. Don't tell me.
:08:14
- Shel Gordon.
- Shel. Sheldon?
:08:18
No. No, you did not have
great sex with Sheldon.
:08:22
- I did, too.
- No, you didn't.
:08:25
A Sheldon can do your taxes. If you
need a root canal, Sheldon's your man.
:08:29
But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
It's the name.
:08:32
"Do it to me, Sheldon." "You're an animal,
Sheldon." "Ride me, big Sheldon."
:08:37
- It doesn't work.
- Hi.
:08:40
- What can I get you?
- I'll have a number three.
:08:44
The chef's salad with the oil and vinegar
on the side. And the apple pie á la mode.
:08:48
Chef and apple á la mode.
:08:52
But I'd like the pie heated
and I want the ice cream on the side.
:08:56
I'd like strawberry, if you have it. If not,
then whipped cream, but only if it's real.
:09:00
If it's out of a can, nothing.
:09:02
- Not even the pie?
- No, just the pie, but then not heated.
:09:13
- What?
- Nothin'. Nothin'.
:09:18
- How come you broke up with Sheldon?
- How do you know we broke up?
:09:21
If you didn't, you wouldn't be with me.
You'd be with Shel the Wonder Schlong.
:09:27
First of all, I am not with you.
:09:30
And second of all, it is none
of your business why we broke up.
:09:34
You're right, you're right.
I don't wanna know.
:09:40
Well, it was because he was jealous and
I had these days-of-the-week underpants.
:09:46
Sorry, I need a judge's ruling on this.
:09:48
- Days-of-the-week underpants?
- Yes.
:09:51
They had days of the week on them
and I thought they were funny.
:09:54
Then one day Sheldon says to me
"You never wear Sunday."
:09:58
He's all suspicious.
Where had I left Sunday?