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Are you saying you can say things to her
you can't say to me?
:44:03
No, it's just a different perspective.
I get the woman's point of view on things.
:44:08
She tells me about the men she sees,
and I talk to her about the women I see.
:44:12
- You tell her about other women?
- Yeah.
:44:15
Like the other night, I made love
to this woman and it was incredible.
:44:18
I took her to a place that wasn't human.
She actually meowed.
:44:22
- You made a woman meow?
- Yeah, and I can say these things to her.
:44:27
And the great thing is, I don't have to lie
because I don't wanna get her into bed.
:44:31
- I can just be myself.
- You made a woman meow?
:44:36
What do you do with these women?
Just get up and leave?
:44:40
- Sure.
- Explain how you do it. What do you say?
:44:43
I say I have an early meeting,
early squash game.
:44:46
- You don't play squash.
- They don't know that. They just met me.
:44:50
- That's disgusting.
- I know. I feel terrible.
:44:53
I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
:44:56
I just would've been some woman you
had to get outta bed and leave at 3am
:45:00
and go clean your andirons.
You don't even have a fireplace.
:45:03
- Not that I would know this.
- Why are you upset? This isn't about you.
:45:07
Yes, it is! You are a human affront
to all women, and I am a woman.
:45:11
Hey, I don't hear anyone complaining.
:45:14
Of course not.
You're out the door too fast.
:45:17
- I think they have an OK time.
- How do you know?
:45:21
What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.
:45:24
- Because they...
- Yes, because they...
:45:28
- How do you know that they're really...
- What're you saying? They fake orgasm?
:45:34
- It's possible.
- Get outta here!
:45:36
Why? Most women
at one time or another have faked it.
:45:40
- They haven't faked it with me.
- How do you know?
:45:44
Because I know.
:45:48
Right. That's right.
:45:51
I forgot. You're a man.
:45:53
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
:45:55
All men are sure it never happened
to them and most women have done it,
:45:59
so you do the math.