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and welcome to the
annual RSVP Talent Show.
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(audience) Good afternoon,
Mrs. Vernon-Williams.
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First, I must apologize
for my frazzled nerves.
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However, this afternoon we were attacked
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by a gang of juvenile delinquents.
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[Audience gasps] It's all
right. No one was injured.
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Juvenile delinquents are everywhere.
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Right here in this community.
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Boys with long hair and tattoos
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who spit on the sidewalk.
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Can't believe it.
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(woman) How disgusting.
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Girls who wear tight slacks.
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Hysterectomy pants, I call them.
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[All murmuring]
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And if one of these creatures
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ever approach you on the street,
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you are to silently repeat to yourself
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the four "B's" you
learned here at RSVP.
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And what are they,
children, the four "B's"?
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(all) Beauty, brains,
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breeding, bounty!
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[Audience applauding] Yes! Yes!
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Oh, take it easy, honey.
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I'm not getting any
younger here, you know.
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Oh!
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Teenagers everywhere, repent!
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Let Jesus Christ be your gang leader!
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Get out of Turkey Point
before it's too late.
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Thanks for the picture.
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Mmm.