Problem Child
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:20:03
Read this to me.
:20:05
Hey, it's a letter from JR.
:20:08
Yeah? Someday
we're gonna meet up on the outside.

:20:12
We're gonna do some serious damage.
:20:15
"Good news, I'm getting out."
:20:17
What? He's getting paroled?
They gotta be out of their minds!

:20:22
You know that guy?
He's crazier than I am.

:20:25
Chill. The warden!
:20:27
Well, well! If it isn't our model prisoner,
looking so pretty today in his little bow tie!

:20:33
Hey, warden! Catch!
:20:39
I hope I'm not rushing you.
We can always let nature take its course.

:20:43
Nature screwed us over.
Let's give commerce a try.

:20:49
Let's see what I can do. You want a kid
you could love, I'll put you on the waiting list.

:20:54
You should have a kid in seven years.
:20:57
- Seven years?
- Unless...

:20:59
Nah, nah, I didn't say a word.
I did not say a word.

:21:04
No, what? What were you gonna say?
:21:07
Well, I really put my foot in my mouth this time
but, I don't know, I like you two.

:21:12
I like the two of you and when I like
two people, I want to help them out.

:21:17
That's just my nature.
I want to help out people that I like.

:21:22
Just this morning
I came upon a seven-year-old.

:21:26
Smart as a tack, a little rambunctious
but weren't we all at that age?

:21:33
I think I even have a photo here for you.
:21:36
He does look presentable in that bow tie.
:21:39
Adorable!
:21:40
I don't know. Seven is rather old. I wanted
people to think I had the baby myself.

:21:45
That's understandable. A lot of women
feel that way. You want a cute little infant.

:21:50
One that will scream
in the middle of the night

:21:53
and you'll have to stumble downstairs
in the dark and change his soiled diapers.

:21:58
You'll do your housework, eat chocolates,

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