:49:08
All right, somebody's gonna have to pinch-hit
for Andy. OK, buddy, this is your big moment.
:49:15
- Who, me?
- Of course you, Junior. I need you to bat.
:49:19
Get up, grab a helmet.
Get a bat, that's a boy.
:49:24
But I don't know how to play baseball.
:49:27
Now is as good a time as any to learn.
:49:30
- But what happens if...
- It doesn't matter what happens.
:49:33
The important thing is that you stand up there
and take your cuts, OK?
:49:37
I'll be proud of you no matter how you do.
:49:40
Are you out of your mind, putting that
little monster in the game? I'm on a campaign.
:49:46
Junior'll do just fine, Dad.
You can do it, buddy.
:49:49
Nice little tie, moose breath. Bet you sell
a lot of Girl Scout cookies wearing that.
:49:54
No batter, Cort.
:49:56
He's cute, isn't he?
:50:02
Strike one.
:50:05
If that kid wasn't adopted,
I'd swear he was your real son.
:50:10
You weren't on the team
the last time we beat you.
:50:13
The guy I'm staying with is the coach.
:50:16
You mean that big dork
who buys everyone ice cream.
:50:19
He is not a dork!
:50:22
Watch the pitcher, not the catcher,
buddy, come on!
:50:37
My new car! Oh, my God!
:50:40
Shake it off. Tighten up that grip, all right?
Meet the ball. Hold onto the bat, OK?
:50:46
- Come on, boy!
- Good idea.
:50:49
Yeah, hold on to the bat.
:50:51
Son of dork, son of dork!
:50:54
Son of dork!
:50:59
Oh, no.