:05:32
Yeah, I can smell it.
:05:36
I can almost taste it--
the rankness in the air.
:05:38
It's everywhere.
:05:40
It's running through
that old pipeline out there...
:05:43
trickling along
that dumb concrete river...
:05:45
and coming up
through the drains...
:05:47
of those lovely tract homes
we all live in.
:05:49
So who is he?
:05:51
He goes to Humphrey.
:05:52
I mean, I don't know.
:05:54
Everywhere I look,
it seems everything is sold-out.
:05:59
They say this is where
the reception is the coolest.
:06:02
Then he probably lives
right around here.
:06:06
Fuckin' yuppies.
:06:07
My dad sold out...
:06:10
and my mom sold out years ago
when she had me.
:06:12
And then they sold me out...
:06:14
when they brought me
to this hole in the world.
:06:16
Hey, they made me
everything I am today...
:06:18
so, naturally,
I hate the bastards.
:06:21
Speaking of which...
:06:23
I'm running a contest...
:06:25
on the best way to put them
out of their miseries.
:06:28
Tonight,
we have number twelve...
:06:29
of one hundred things
to do with your body...
:06:31
when you're all alone.
:06:34
Now, are you ready
for the incredible sound...
:06:38
of Hard Harry
coming on his own face?
:06:41
Oh, my God.
:06:43
It's very possible, you know?
:06:48
Are you listening to this?
:06:49
Yeah, of course I'm listening.
:06:51
Guy's gotta have hair
coming out of his palms.
:06:53
This is a champion one.
:06:56
Oh. There. Yeah.
:06:58
Are you listening?
:06:59
-Yeah, I'm going blind.
-He's doing it.