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:07:01
So unreal.
:07:03
Oh, my God.
:07:05
This...
:07:14
Yes, Hard Harry
will go to any length to keep...

:07:16
his three listeners glued
with ooey blooey to the radios.

:07:19
But the question is,
how far will you go?

:07:23
I mean, how far can you go...
:07:25
to amaze and disgust
the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?

:07:29
I mean, how serious are you?
:07:32
Hi, beautiful.
:07:35
You know
what I can't figure out?

:07:37
How you manage
to get such great grades...

:07:38
and you listen to that radio
all night, you know?

:07:41
Tomorrow, don't forget--
Yale interview.

:07:44
And I don't want you
to look too sleepy, you know?

:07:48
Good night, sweetie.
:07:52
Got a lot of letters
here, guys.

:07:54
Here. "Dear Hard Harry...
:07:56
"my boyfriend
won't talk to me anymore.

:07:58
"How do I show him
that I really love him?"

:08:01
Look, I don't know anything...
:08:02
about these letters
asking for love advice.

:08:04
lf I knew anything about love...
:08:06
I would be out there
making it...

:08:08
instead of sitting in here
talking to you guys.

:08:10
No. Just send me stuff
at Box 2710...

:08:15
U.S.A. Mail, Paradise Hills,
Arizona, 84012.

:08:19
Reply is guaranteed.
:08:21
"Dear Harry...
:08:23
"I think you're boring
and obnoxious...

:08:25
"and have a high opinion
of yourself."

:08:27
Of course, some of you
are probably thinking...

:08:28
I sent this from myself.
:08:30
"I think school is OK
if you just look at it right.

:08:33
"I mean, I like your music...
:08:34
"but I really
just don't see why...

:08:36
"you can't be cheerful
for one second."

:08:39
I'll tell you, since you asked.
:08:41
I just arrived
in this stupid suburb.

:08:45
I have no friends...
:08:47
no money...
:08:49
no car...
:08:50
no license.
:08:52
And even if I did
have a license...

:08:54
all I could do is drive out
to some stupid mall.

:08:56
Maybe if I'm lucky...
:08:58
play some fuckin' video games,
smoke a joint, and get stupid.


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