:21:00
Society is mutating
so rapidly...
:21:02
that anyone over the age
of twenty really has no idea.
:21:07
All right.
Back down to business.
:21:09
"I share a room
with my older brother.
:21:12
"Nearly every night
after he turns off his light...
:21:14
"he comes over to my bed...
:21:16
"and gives me
a few arm noogies and stuff.
:21:18
"And then he makes me
scratch his back...
:21:20
"and other refinements."
:21:22
Well, it's about time we had
some refinements on this show.
:21:26
"Then sooner or later,
he gets worked up...
:21:29
"and without further ado...
:21:31
"he rubs his thing
and makes me watch."
:21:36
Signed yourself "Screwed Up."
:21:38
Well, first of all,
you're not screwed up.
:21:41
You're an unscrewed-up reaction
to a screwed-up situation.
:21:44
Feeling screwed up
in a screwed-up place...
:21:47
in a screwed-up time does not
mean that you are screwed up.
:21:51
lf you catch my drift.
:21:55
Now, as you know,
dear listeners...
:21:58
if you enclose your number...
:22:03
a reply is guaranteed.
:22:05
This is Happy Harry Hard-on.
You're live.
:22:08
Is this Miss Screwed Up?
:22:10
I have a couple of questions.
:22:12
How big is this thing
you described?
:22:14
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?
:22:18
You don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?
:22:23
Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?
:22:25
Remember, my dear...
:22:26
I can smell a lie
like a fart in a car.
:22:34
it's too bad
about that one, actually.
:22:37
You see, to me...
:22:39
the real truth
is always a bigger turn-on...
:22:41
and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.
:22:43
lt could be anything.
:22:44
Malcolm, have you finished
your homework yet?
:22:49
Your father and l
are downstairs watching TV.
:22:51
Why don't you come down
and join us for once?
:22:56
All right, Malcolm.
Have it your way.
:22:59
Thanks.