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But from now on I ain't
gonna do nothin' for no good reason.
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All I know for sure is
there's more than a few bad ideas
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runnin' loose out there.
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There's something
I ain't never told you about.
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This here's a story with a lesson
about bad ideas.
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What's that?
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Well, my cousin Oell was
always fighting bad ideas.
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See, Oell loved Christmas.
We used to call him
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"Jingle Oell".
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He wanted
Christmas to last all year long.
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He sure would scream
when his mom told him it was summer,
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and Christmas was
six months off.
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Also, he said...
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he felt there's men
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with black rubber gloves who were
following him around.
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Oell said that trust in the spirit of
Christmas was destroyed
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by ideas being controlled
by aliens wearing black gloves.
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These aliens would get Oell
to do all kinds of things.
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Then he'd carry on about the weather,
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talk about how rainfall is
controlled by aliens on earth.
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Aunt Rootie told him
that one day he would realize
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that the alien wearing
the black gloves was him,
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and him alone.
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Sounds like old Oell
was more than just a bit confused.
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Oell was learning a hard lesson.
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It got so he would stay up
all night making sandwiches.
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Oell, what are you doing?